Let’s be honest—sometimes you just need a pillow that tells the world exactly how you feel. Enter the Fuck Off Crochet Pillow. This isn’t your grandma’s crochet project—this one comes with a healthy dose of attitude. Whether you’re warding off unwanted guests or just having a “me time” day, this pillow says it all. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s perfect for adding a little personality (and humor) to your space. Grab your yarn, your hook, and let’s get started on the Fuck Off Crochet Pillow pattern!
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Here’s everything you need to create the Fuck Off Crochet Pillow
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Skill level
Advanced Beginner
Hook size
5mm crochet hook
Supplies
- 400 yd of worsted weight yarn
- Poly-fil or filling of your choice
Pattern notes
This pattern is written for right-handed crocheters in US terms. For left-handed crocheters, work each Row from end to beginning.
Abbreviations
- ch = chain stitch
- st= stitch
- sc= single crochet
- hdc= half double crochet
- bobble = bobble stitch
Disclaimer: This pattern is intended for personal use only. Duplication of this pattern for sale or distribution is protected under copyright and are property of The Morning Crafter.
Stitch guide
- Single Crochet Stitch (sc): insert hook into stitch, yarn over, pull through 1 loop (leaving 2 loops on the hook), yarn over, pull through both loops
- Bobble Stitch (bob): yarn over, insert hook into stitch, yarn over, pull through 1 loop (leaving 3 loops on the hook), yarn over, pull through two loops, repeat process 3 more times (4 total), until you have 5 loops on the hook. Pull through all 5 loops.
The chart
Feel free to increase the size of this pillow by adding rows to above the text and below the text, or to each side of the text by increasing your initial chain length in multiples of 2. (ex, this pattern starts with a ch of 51. You would increase to 53, 55, etc. and then add the same amount of rows as you do chains)
The pattern is done in two parts, a front panel and a back panel. They are stitched separately and then crocheted together at the end, prior to stuffing the pillow.
The chain 1 at the beginning of each row does not count as a stitch. When making the front panel, the bobble stitches are always made on the even rows of your work. The row of single crochet is always the odd rows of your work. The single crochets on either side of your bobble stitches help make the stitch puff outward.
Instructions
Front panel
Begin: ch 51
Row 1: In the second chain from the hook, sc in every stitch across the row. ch 1, turn (50)
Rows 2-5: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 6: sc 8, bob, sc 4, bob, sc 4, bob, sc, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 3, (bob, sc) 2 times, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 7: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 8: sc 9, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 4, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 9: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 10: sc 10 bob, sc 2, bob, sc 8, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 11: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 12: sc 11, bob, sc, bob, sc 8, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 5, bob, sc, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 13: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 14: sc 10, bob, sc 2, bob, sc 8, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 15: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 16: sc 9, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 3, bob,s c 8, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Rows 17: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 18: sc 8, bob, sc 4, bob, sc 4, bob, sc, bob, sc 7, bob, sc, bob, sc 9, bob, sc 9, ch 1, turn (50)
Rows 19-21: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 22: sc 13, (bob, sc) 2 times, bob, sc 3, (bob, sc) 2 times, bob, sc 5, bob, sc, bob, sc 16, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 23: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 24: sc 17, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 4, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 15, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 25: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 26: sc 17, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 14, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 27: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 28: sc 15, bob, sc, bob, sc 5, bob, sc, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 14, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 29: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 30: sc 17, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 5, bob, sc 14, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 31: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 32: sc 17, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 4, bob, sc 3, bob, sc 15, ch 1, turn (50)
33: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Row 34: sc 17, bob, sc 7, bob, sc 5, bob, sc, bob, sc 16, ch 1, turn (50)
Rows 35-39: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
At the end of Row 39, tie off.
Back panel
Begin: ch 51
Row 1: Starting in the 2nd ch from the hook, sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
Rows 2-39: sc in every stitch across the row, ch 1, turn (50)
At the end of row 39, do NOT tie off.
Joining the pieces
Keeping your hook on the last ch stitch, insert your hook into the bottom corner of your front panel. In each row across, insert hook through next stitch in back AND front panel, joining them with a sc stitch. continue to the corner.
When you get to the end of that first row, sc 4 times in corner, turn your work and continue sc in each stitch on back and front panel along the side. Sc 4 times in top corner, continue stitching along the top of your pillow, sc 4 times in corner, stitch about 1/2 way down final side.
Stuff pillow to personal puffiness preference. Once stuffed to your liking, continue on the final side to seal up your pillow. Sc 3 times in the final corner.
Tie off. Tuck in any leftover strings from your project, and VOILA! You did it!
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